Stealth postman

Our postman is lovely. Great bloke. But I think he has a bit of ninja in his soul. I think he may have perfected the art of stealth knocking. That or our doorbell is broken. This lunchtime we were having lunch (what were the chances eh?) and I received the message. “We have tried to deliver your package but nobody was home”. I hate it when that happens. I’m not in a particular hurry to use what’s in the package now being “returned to the sorting office” but this all delays the closure of actually getting the thing to my house, which I hate.