Thermos flasks are the future

If I was into the stock market (which I am not) I reckon at the moment the smart money is going into thermos flasks.

Think about it. Soon folks are going be allowed to go out a bit more. And when they do they will find that no cafes are open So, instead they will have to take their own food and drink when they go out. And that means that they will want to keep their drinks nice and hot. So they will all rush out (or rush in) and buy a new thermos flask.

You heard it here first. Oh, and it reminds me of my favourite thermos flask joke:

Stooge 1: “What’s that"?”
Stooge 2: “It’s my new thermos flask”
Stooge 1: “What does it do?”
Stooge 2: “It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold”
Stooge 1: “Awesome. What have you got in it?”
Stooge 2: “A cup of coffee and a choc ice”