Version control and the end of time

The Timelords met, as Timelords do, from time to time for a coffee. And when they met they liked to talk about the old times and universes that have come and gone. “Ah, the earth universe” said one. “Indeed” said another. “I thought it had promise” said a third.

“The humans had discovered software and version control, and all was going reasonably well. And then one human decided to try to find out what happens if you put the name of the gitignore file into the gitignore file. And then their reality collapsed on itself. ”

The first timelord stared into his coffee cup. “If only they had known the true power of Git” he said glumly.