New Garage Door
/We have a new garage door. Hold the front page.
Only minutes after I’d told number one wife that the previous door (which was the same age as the house - i.e. very old indeed) was absolutely fine I went outside to fetch something from the garage and one of the door support wires snapped. The effect was most impressive. The door jumped out of my hands and slammed shut. It was as if the thing was possessed. I’m pleased I wasn’t underneath it when it failed.
The new door can be opened and closed without the aid of a broom handle and lots of swearing. Which is a definite improvement.