Holding the Baby
/Had a visitor today who brought her four month old baby round to see us. Other people's babies are great. You can hold them for a while and when they burst into tears, look like they are going to throw up or make a funny smell (or all three at once) you can hand them back to the parent with the words "I think she wants you now..".
Actually Ellie was great, and took me back to the halcyon days when our two were tiny tots and didn't know more about programming and science than me.