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/Today I’ve filed my tax return and merged two branches in GitHub.
What a man…
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Today I’ve filed my tax return and merged two branches in GitHub.
What a man…
What do you think I was doing to raise the CPU loading to the dizzy heights you can see above?
Well, I was moving some files from one folder to another. There were quite a few files, but even so.
I think I need a new computer.
We needed a chair bed to put up a family member at Christmas. So we ordered one. The delivery came and went, and came and went again. Chairs were not delivered owing to “un-foreseen circumstances”.
There are worse things in life than missing out on chair deliveries. Although after four attempts where we had changed our arrangements to fit around their schedule we were getting a bit fed up.
The chair arrived today. Just three weeks or so late. It is very nice. They’ve sent me an email asking for my opinion of the service they provided. Every single person I dealt with, from the folks on the first call to the delivery team, has been lovely to deal with. But I’m forced to conclude that they are trapped in a system which is not working very well.
Built some shelves today. There were no nuts or bolts, the parts just needed to be slotted together and tapped into place. It’s the first time in a while that I’ve made something using a hammer.
A happy new year to all (both) my readers. Here’s to many more test photographs of my favourite trees with an ever increasing range of interesting cameras……
Although I have a policy of not sharing family pictures, I thought I’d break that rule and post a picture I took of everyone round the table. This was taken with one of my large cameras and the best thing I can say about it is that the bits you can see are quite sharp….
Merry Christmas everybody.
Well, that was fun. Tonight we had a murder mystery event; “Death by Chocolate”. We all gathered together and tried to work out who dunnit. Nobody guessed the guilty party. But it was hilarious. I thought I’d managed to map the folks attending onto roles that I thought suited them well. Me, I was a ventriloquist’s dummy….
We had a splendid time at the Hull University Computer Science departmental Christmas party yesterday. David handed out a quiz from Instant Quizzes which was excellent fun, including a round where we had to identify chocolate bars from pictures of their interiors. And I was part of the winning time - whose chocolate bar knowledge eclipsed even mine.
Today, amongst other great achievements, I fitted a toilet seat and bought some pies. And I did thoroughly wash my hands in between.
Just bought a super-cheap camcorder. The low price is reflected by the lack of battery and the fact that when you press the transport buttons the wrong thing happens. But it works. Now I can go back and explore old videos made over thirty years ago.
If they still work.
Tomorrow is Comicon at the NEC in Birmingham. In the olden days we used to drive there and back in one day. But nowadays we tend to arrive a day early and spend a night in a hotel. With that in mind I can strongly recommend the Premier Inn Solihull (Hockley Heath M42). The staff are lovely, the rooms are big and clean the meal out was great. Show day tomorrow.
Spent this afternoon weighing camera bags to help me decide which to take to Comicon tomorrow. Which is in no way sad.
A while back I mentioned my sinking feeling, caused by a failing gas support in my chair. The chair company have sent me a replacement, which is nice of them. However, it has proved to be impossible to fit, what with the broken part having welded itself into position. I’ve come up with a solution though. My chair now holds its position perfectly.
Our Alexa device keeps trying new things to get us to interact with it. Today it came up with a display which said something along the lines of “Try asking me how to spell exfoliate (or whatever the word was)”. This struck me as a strange thing to do, what with the word I wanted to know about being spelled out right in front of my eyes.
They’ve just released a “new” Beatles song created, of course, with the help of AI. It is said that if you listen very, very, carefully to the track you can hear in the background the sound of the bottom of a barrel being scraped….
The good news is that my Agile Octopus Tariff Display (which tells us how much electricity will cost us each day) handled the clock change yesterday with aplomb. It just worked. The bad news is that one of my clocks can’t be adjusted because the little knob that you turn to move the hands has broken. So I’ve taken the battery out for an hour.
In March next year I’ll have to take the battery out for 11 hours. Perhaps I should make a “time corrector” device. You plug it into the clock in place of the battery, tell the “time corrector” the time the clock is showing and over the next day it makes the clock correct.
I’m going back to university. Just a little bit. I’m helping out with a MEng project. It will be nice to be back in the hallowed halls of learning once again. And the best thing is that, what with the turnover in students over the years, none of them have heard any of my jokes yet….
I hate it when hardware manufacturers spoil their products by skimping on one, crucial component. Take NetGear for example. They make quite good network hardware, but then they add the cheapest possible power supplies they can find. This means (for me at least) that every few years I have to buy a new 12 volt power supply to replace the one that just went pop.
I’ve just had to do it again. One of the routers in my network failed. The good news is that when this happens my eero network converts one of the Wi-Fi repeaters into a network receiver and so the network keeps going - just a lot slower than it used to. It can take me a while to discover that the network is broken in this way, I usually discover things are not right when I have to do an update to Microsoft Flight Simulator.
A while back I got a completely unrequested tractor matchy-matchy game. I filled in a web form and sent a message asking why I’d received them. Today (of course) I received another copy of the game. I think that their standard response to a question about an order is just to send another one (although they probably don’t do this with real tractors). At any rate, I’m not going to bother them again.
Rob Miles is technology author and educator who spent many years as a lecturer in Computer Science at the University of Hull. He is also a Microsoft Developer Technologies MVP. He is into technology, teaching and photography. He is the author of the World Famous C# Yellow Book and almost as handsome as he thinks he is.
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